EPL FEVER.

Why WE look like winners and WE ARE winners:

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We have the BEST manager

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We have the BEST Fans. Our Manager is a "SIR" while their manager is a spanish loser.

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We've got teamwork. We've got morale. They've got... Steven Gerrard? Please.

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We have the BEST Striker.

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A worthy Captain. A fantastic Defender..

They've got a captain too.. Steven Gerrard. Please.

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We've the style, We've the entertainment, We've the flair

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We've the BEST Defense in the world, topped off with the BEST keeper.

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We've the trophies on our hands, Liverpool.

Why they look like winners, But are still losers. :

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AWWW.. He's tired during the match.. oh come on, let him rest ): So poor thing-.-
NO DETERMINATION.

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Their Depleting Population of Fans watch all their games with this gesture.
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Hey, are'nt you supposed to be training? Oh, you can't be bothered?

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They're best player falls down while walking on grass. Bummer.

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I clean my windows with this.
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They suck
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This is the best award they can win - The charity shield
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They rely on Steven Gerrard.
Trivia: In Scouse (Liverpool Accent), "Steven Gerrard" means "Best Player".
In Proper English, "Steven Gerrard" means "Loser".
Therefore, you can see that this club relies on Steven Gerrard, leading to all their
"ENDEAVOURS".

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ONE MORE GAME. ONE MORE POINT.
AND MANCHESTER UNITED FINISH THE EPL OFF ON A HIGH NOTE.

GLORY, GLORY, MAN UNITED.